Are you positively ripe for a change?
You don't have to roll yourself around anymore! Introducing The Amazing Dehydration Diet!
There's no need for special foods, pills or shakes - all you need is willpower and time! A very very very long time!
Look at Mr. Tom Ato's incredible results* with The Amazing Dehydration Diet!
|"I feel great!"|
*Diet only effective when you forget about yourself in a dark dry cupboard for what archeologists estimate is at least six months.