If you're feeling a bit down, but aren't moved by standard compliments like "your jeans are nice" or "you smell nice" or "you look so nice when you're sleeping that I can't help compulsively breaking into your house and watching you for hours every night," then you're ready for The Surrealist Compliment Generator!
Seriously, this is one of the internet's most arbitrary and wonderful inventions...
"Your face does bend even the most anorexic mirror into a sensuous playground of muscular spasms!"
"Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat."
"Dustmites the world over love you for your feet."
"The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me!"
So much awesomeness! I want to walk up to random people and say these things in my most sincere Petrarchan tone. These lines would also make legendary chapter titles for my Nanowrimo attempt this year. Yes.