Like this shit:
- Waste disposer's remorse is no joke, son.
- Gay guys should get the HPV vaccine so they don't get butt cancer.
- Bad guys have a shitload of cyanide in Pretoria. I really don't want to stop and think what they're going to do with it, but isn't this how shitty cop movies start?
- Fifty guys watched some porn in an MRI machine and now you can diet better. The research isn’t groundbreaking, but it’s weird to think that somewhere out there, there’s a research assistant whose job was to cross-classify porn according to kinks and hotness level.
- The Arctic is holding in a burp that'll speed global warming 35 years ahead. RUDE.
- And two weeks ago, a man in Israel was peeing when a snake jumped out of the toilet and bit him on the penis.
Beat that, FML.
